#rusty the chao

[deimostes]

two immortal beings from outer space walk into the olympic games

[planetamarte]

team dark week day 6 - together/journey

The other members of Team Dark attempt to wake up Rouge for the road trip they're going on. (543 words)

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BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

“Rouge,” Shadow says. “Wake up.”

“Ugh…” Rouge’s ears flop down against her pillow and she pulls the covers over her head. “Give me five more minutes.”

“It’s getting late. We’re wasting time.”

“Hun, I’m a bat… please try again later…”

“YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SET THE ALARM ON ME AND PLANNED THE ROAD TRIP WE ARE GOING ON IN THE FIRST PLACE,” Omega says. “LAST NIGHT YOU SAID, ‘WAKE ME UP IF I MISS THE ALARM.’ WE ARE NOW WAKING YOU UP.”

Rouge groans. “Bats are nocturnal, you know this… Omega, turn the alarm off…”

“I WILL NOT TURN THE ALARM OFF UNTIL YOU GET UP.”

A small voice is heard from the door of Rouge’s room. “Chao-chao?”

“We’re trying, Rusty,” Shadow says to his dark Chao as they fly into the room. “She’s not getting up.”

Omega lowers his volume akin to a whisper. “I AM OPENING THE BLINDS. SHADOW, PULL THE BLANKET OFF OF HER.”

“Why do I have to get the blanket?” Shadow whispers back. “She’s gonna start kicking me in the face.”

“ARE YOU SAYING YOU CANNOT TAKE A KICK TO THE FACE?”

“That’s not what I said and you know it.”

Omega ignores him and heads for the window. “I WILL NOW BE OPENING THE BLINDS. SHADOW, GET THE BLANKET.”

“Fine.”

Shadow pulls off Rouge’s blanket from the end of the bed, and Rusty attempts to help by flying in and grabbing a corner. Omega pulls the blinds of Rouge’s window open, letting in the sunlight of the early summer morning. Rouge hisses and instinctively kicks her legs upon the light hitting her face, and Shadow and Rusty jump backward, Shadow holding the blanket and Rusty still holding onto the corner they grabbed.

“IT IS TIME TO GET UP,” Omega says at his regular volume.

“Wow, good morning to you, too!” Rouge says with the sound of sleep still stuck to her throat, trying to cover her face from the sunlight with her hands. Rusty flies onto her bed and wordlessly starts poking their little hand at her cheek in an attempt to wake her up more. “Give a girl a warning, would you?”

“This wouldn’t have happened if you got up when we told you to,” Shadow says. “You better have finished packing.”

“GET UP AND EAT BREAKFAST. YOU MEATBAGS ARE ANNOYING WHEN YOU HAVE NOT YET EATEN.”

“I did finish packing, thank you very much,” Rouge says, finally getting out of bed. Rusty flies up from her side and sits on her head. She rubs the corner of her eye with one hand as she shuts off the ear-grating alarm beeping from Omega’s speakers with the other, and he leaves the room. She then smirks and says, “You sure seem excited about this road trip.”

“Please. You’re the one making us come,” Shadow says, tossing the blanket he’d still been holding back onto Rouge’s bed.

“Cha-chao!”

“Mhm. I know you’re excited, Rusty,” Rouge says, grabbing the Chao from her head and cooing at them. “Not as much of a grump as your papa, are you? You ready to go swim at the beach?”

“Chao!”

“HURRY UP AND EAT YOUR MORNING MEAL,” Omega yells from the kitchen.

“Relax, big boy! We’re coming!”

[sonic-oc-central]

>tfw you pop into existence surrounded by people you’ve never met before

Thank you @mynders-universe for this fantastic piece of art of our mascot. I still love this very much!

[deimostes]

"...and destroying sage's robots, which dad agrees with me on, but papi says that's not a hobby."

Do the kids got any hobbies?

⊙⁠.⁠☉

[supd00dle]

prime time

[rqbossman]

Do you think jon would have Eye'd callum if he'd said the word "skibidi" to him

He's probably just raise a quizzical eyebrow and mutter "What the sigma?" It's Martin I'd be worried about.

[mmm-asbestos]

i love himm he so silly

[cherbearsz]

robotnik family photo, an artifact of happier times, circa 30XX

(MDAU by myself & @silvers-starrway! - check out @sonic-au-collision for this & more fun sonic AUs!!)

[morurui]

If there’s not a moment in chaos theory where they need a distraction and then they all proceed to turn around and look at Ben I don’t want it

[swirlwalker]

Welcoming the new beepo to the robot family!!!

(Well almost)

[essycogany]

Ear Supremacy 2

Part 1

[deimostes]

shackles n chains n shackles n chains

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[funkily]

im not even done with the series yet

[silvers-starrway]

Throws another mdau doodle dump in here featuring randum stuff and some shots from ep 8. Oh and also a Kit!! Gotta mess around with his design more for sure

MDAU Masterlist

[head---ache]

I will never be the same person I was before watching this/pos